This is what happens when you decide to pay our bills with drug money.
NO! Please don’t do that! You’re the greatest person on Tumblr, I need your humourous posts!
Aww, thanks. Good to see you’ve changed your tune. I knew you’d come around eventually.
YOU BLOODY WELL WERE SERIOUS!
I shall be funny for everyone except you from now on! I’ll install an anti-Marion device in my mind that will prevent you from understanding anything that I say. I shall do this by *Insert a shitload of technical jargon here*.