List of favourite movies (no order) 5/? Jumanji

In the jungle, you must wait, until the dice read 5 or 8.

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How tumblr thinks statistics works.

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Oh my god how are you so awesome?

This is what happens when you decide to pay our bills with drug money.

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NO! Please don’t do that! You’re the greatest person on Tumblr, I need your humourous posts! 

Aww, thanks. Good to see you’ve changed your tune. I knew you’d come around eventually.

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It’s all a matter of perspective. 

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Oh no not youuu, I wasn't serious when I said you should come back, I mean all you do is bring humour to tumblr and I don't need that here ughhhhhhh


I shall be funny for everyone except you from now on! I’ll install an anti-Marion device in my mind that will prevent you from understanding anything that I say. I shall do this by *Insert a shitload of technical jargon here*.


Lost Meme

↳  nine characters [5/9] - Desmond Hume


"When super-villains want to scare each other, they tell Joker stories."